Today, I reported the girl I like’s new boyfriend to be trespassed from our workplace for being disruptive. I’m sick of him coming in and bringing her lunch and acting lovey dovey. My plan successfully worked, he is no longer welcome on the premises, but now half the office hates me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, half of my office urged me to file a complaint against a coworker for aggressive behaviour, so I did. Less than 24 hours later, HR gave him a real dressing down and the whole office turned against me for ratting on him to management. FML
Today, I asked one of the girls at work out on a date. She responded by filing a harassment complaint. Now, I can't speak to her at all without being written up. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Loser.
jlc82 14
if I was the girl everyday I'd have him meet me in full view of you just off the property and make a big show of greeting him and loving on him. if you leave to get lunch somewhere I'd choose that place too and have him meet me there every single time.
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Comments (8)
SAgirl 23
Let me guess, you hate kittens and puppies for being to cute too.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Loser.
DLBL 23
All the office hates you. Trespassing due to your hurt feelings? What a ..... you are.
jlc82 14
if I was the girl everyday I'd have him meet me in full view of you just off the property and make a big show of greeting him and loving on him. if you leave to get lunch somewhere I'd choose that place too and have him meet me there every single time.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Only half the office hate you? What's wrong with the other half?
soundsfakebutok 10
incel douchebag
Zebediabolical 45
This definitely reads like the origin story for a workplace shooter.
Hangryko 32
You sad, sick, pathetic man. She is not into you. Accept it and get therapy. I pray with all of my being you get found out, fired, and sued by her.
idragosani 17
You're 100% asshole,