Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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willis143 9
He has his priorities straight
Tripartita 45
In case anybody else was confused, I put an IP trace on #2's comment, and it's from an alternate universe in which the OP talked about being weird and taking away her boyfriend's games. She hid them like Easter eggs.
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Comments (101)
SomeRandomUser 19
Honestly, who can live without the internet these days?
ligerzero459 24
Looks like it's time to find a new boyfriend. Unless you plan on marrying this doofus
gottageek 17
Gaming is a major stress relief for some people, maybe he's one of them. Going to assume Logan, in which case is nothing but a college town and does have it's limitations amongst having absolutely nothing else around it. Maybe he also got accepted into one of the better local colleges that has more job potential and, one can hope, Google fiber.
Fffhjno_fml 17
At least Logan is pretty?
DragonSlayer1234 8
Maybe he has a side chick...
0neiros 14
I'm willing to bet good money that in 20 years You'll be married to a good man, have a couple kids (if you want kids) and a good career or be a good stay at home Mom if that's what you want. Meanwhile this asshat will be living at home Maybe working a minimum wage job, gaming, and jerking off to obscure Japanese Anime.
Giraffie5 11
Wait Aggies? You going to UC Davis?
Fffhjno_fml 17
Utah... USU Aggies
zedjaleaf1 11
Gotta love Utah ❤️
vikky538 29
Real problems..
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Obviously you never experienced internet lag and how annoying it is when gaming. It is like instructing someone to be you (explaining things from your brain to their brain via you mouth and body gestures) when it is much easier to do it yourself (no lag, you just take the brain signals and act).