Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Close, but no cigar
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML
Bad sign
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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willis143 9
He has his priorities straight
Tripartita 45
In case anybody else was confused, I put an IP trace on #2's comment, and it's from an alternate universe in which the OP talked about being weird and taking away her boyfriend's games. She hid them like Easter eggs.
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Comments (101)
hardcorepunk87 18
Relationships come and go. You don't want your internet doing the same thing.
soulreaper12296 28
Well was he planning on moving in with you before you found the apartment, or did you just expect him to move in with you because it would be closer to school and his job? If it's the first part, then screw him because he should have given some input on certain things he wanted. If it's the second, then I don't see what the problem is; you can't just find a place and expect someone to be fine with everything about it and just move in.
krasygirllg 7
Lets just take a moment to appreciate that OP lives in Utah. #UtesForLife
Geoalex1990 3
Drop the loser.
vaxyle 7
OP, you underestimate what Internet speed means to people like us. your boyfriend now lives with me. 9 hours away. I hope you've learned your lesson.
Sherlihy 6
**** him then. I enjoy playing games but education and relationships come first. You're better off with someone who has their head on straight.
1gullible_bugger 34
He's made the right decision. Slow Internet is the worst!
fantasyworld 39
He needs to reevaluate his priorities.
L_M_AND_R_L 8
Good priorities
Vladimir_Puting 10
LAD