Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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babygo88 11
How do you send it to everybody and not know?
Ilmoran 20
As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".
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Comments (7)
babygo88 11
How do you send it to everybody and not know?
bloopaloop 27
That’s a good line. I’m gonna have to use tgat
RichardPencil 32
You need to follow that up with, "And then I washed my hands thoroughly with soap and hot water." Your contact list needs to hear that.
Ilmoran 20
As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
With the epidemic thats happening i thought people would realise how gross it is holding your phone while sitting on the toilet
WistayShlaio82 13
Maybe not play on your phone while having a shit from now on
rotflqtms_ 21
Should have sent a follow up text. "Sitting my ass inside out of reach of this virus. Lol hit send too soon." Then a follow up follow up text saying: "oops, wrong person!"