Mayo
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
France
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
and i’m 5 feet
It's my morphology!
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Tuffgunsmoke
France
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Dancing King
Egersund, Norway
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
short&stout
Supportive
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
The elite
Today, I had my pill check and the nurse cautioned me that my BMI says I'm obese. I'm an elite powerlifter and my weight is this high on purpose. FML
nkotz
United States
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
boyishgirl
Anchorage, United States
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Top comments
Callyn 47
Weighing 150lbs doesn't mean anything. Are you 5'2"? 6'4"? Male? Female? Do you have a gut or a six pack? Weight, without other variables, is useless for telling what sort of shape you are in.
Shaik Shamir 7
You can still be out of shape even if you aren't over/underweight
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Comments (26)
jmilam90 9
Being skinny doesn’t mean you are “in shape”. It just means you aren’t overweight.
404wan 19
you met a fitness model. what did you expect?
PhoenixChick 26
Today I learned fitness models are a thing, that people can have a favorite one, and that those same people think a fitness model is worth talking/listening to.
danielle 7
she didn't say lose weight, she said get on shape. there's a difference
Agent JPN 9
Well, 150lbs when you are 4'5" is kinda high....
Stan_The_Man 7
Maybe she thinks you’re too skinny...
crsyldy 19
People that spend their time obsessing about their body and appearance don’t understand normal people that don’t. It’s not you, it’s her.
zuckerburg 21
Just because you don't weigh much doesn't mean you're in shape... lol
Venom1999 19
Depends on height. Also, it's possible to be "skinny fat" meaning you aren't overweight, but you still have too much body fat and not enough muscle.
badrussian79 10
Fit and fat aren’t all that related. Take an office full of people paint balling. You’ll have plenty of normal people gasping. Then two fat former marines whipping ever living shit out of everyone. Not just in shooting but speed, it was ——ing scary.