Anonymous
France
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mayo
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
fat…?
Body positivity
Today, when people ask me what I’m doing this summer and I answer that I’m going into plus-size modeling, they rudely say, “Oh, me too,” or, “Oh, my grandma too.” I have an hourglass figure and spent hours on my portfolio, but everyone still thinks I’m just trying to feel better about being fat. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Muscle mass?
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
and i’m 5 feet
It's my morphology!
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
omgreally91
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Top comments
ThunderLightTSV 31
Looks like you need to toss out that brain over there and you'll be golden.
neuronerd 29
Sadly, it's pretty accurate. I used to model, but never got thin enough for runway, even though I used to be 115 lbs at 5'10"
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Comments (33)
ThunderLightTSV 31
Looks like you need to toss out that brain over there and you'll be golden.
TheGoatKing 3
Actually, I think the brain's a nice touch...
neuronerd 29
Sadly, it's pretty accurate. I used to model, but never got thin enough for runway, even though I used to be 115 lbs at 5'10"
fakedsincerity 32
yeah, sadly it is. which, imo, is why the "joke" here isn't funny. the modelling industry forcing girls into anorexia to success is so ****** up.
xDrakeNinja 12
What? Most of the time it's their chose, plus,it happens to guys as well
fakedsincerity 32
the modelling industry for men tends to focus more on muscles/strength than a very low weight...
lover2413 11
I agree with 22 while it is horrible to make people feel that way it's a choice. You don't have to be that kind of model it depends where you want to work there's plenty of plus size models and fat or really skinny male models. If people stopped choosing to loose they weight would modeling stop? Nope, they'd have to change it.
slinger_wood 4
I see from your picture that your now no longer a stranger to the Big Mac and Fries.
Allie614032 34
Of course there's a choice, but when modelling is what you love to do, you will get ten times more work when you look like a stick than a plus size model would get.
kusje 31
Quite inappropriate if you ask me.
watermelon15 35
Not really funny, come on fml what is this crap
ThrottleJockey 36
Those cookies and chips will go right through you!
nourHERE 15
ha ha ha this is so funny... -_-
Enslaved 38
I did like those video FMLs from a few years back. What happened to doing those? I recognized one of the guys from a Doritos commercial.
setenta_e_quatro 8
Today, I realized FML is but a shell of its former self. FML.
whassallt26 13
FML has turned into a middle aged dad trying to be funny
Giraffie5 11
Can we please go back to old FML?