Today, I had my pill check and the nurse cautioned me that my BMI says I'm obese. I'm an elite powerlifter and my weight is this high on purpose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
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poopface82 25
BMI is a gross oversimplification of healthy weight. I’ve even had doctors call it dumb, sometimes in harsher words.
Jeremy de Paris 6
I hope the nurse was being ironic, as DMI is obviously not an appropriate unit for a bodybuilder body. I guess the correct one would be body/fat ratio.
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Comments (4)
Jeremy de Paris 6
I hope the nurse was being ironic, as DMI is obviously not an appropriate unit for a bodybuilder body. I guess the correct one would be body/fat ratio.
d j mom 9
that nurse is an idiot
poopface82 25
BMI is a gross oversimplification of healthy weight. I’ve even had doctors call it dumb, sometimes in harsher words.
Rake 18
She can only give you advice as to normal person. If you are special in that sense, you should go to specialized person, that know how to test power lifters