Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?
kira1kira 0
there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award
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Comments (106)
misspeg 0
dammit, I need some answers!!!
somethingawesome 9
such a polygamist.
Erindub 0
Well who came first...not that it matters. Marriage is NEVER the answer! I'm just curious how she explained her absences to either of you. Where did she sleep at night?
Duality__fml 0
this is the shortest fml ever
fergiesman 0
sorry, dude
fergiesman 0
shortest FML ever was: Today, Michael Jackson died.FML. actually.
bmonehh 0
She had been my wife for almost three years.
bmonehh 0
She usually slept at night here at our house, i don't know when she had time for the other husband.
RoseCrystal 17
Am I right to assume that divorce proceedings are underway?
leito108 3
that sucks...
tayzer_fml 0
How does that even happen? I always know where my boyfriend is, and he's just my boyfriend. How do you not know where your wife is long enough for her to form a whole other marriage? This is just absurd. :|