bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
mustanggt
Carlsbad, United States
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Sleeping at my parents tonight
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
jimmy_poison
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?
kira1kira 0
there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award
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Comments (106)
ZiggyMorrison 0
If she makes more money than you leave with half!
MangeMoi_fml 0
First of all, I dont think marriage works because the humans are not capable of being completely faithful to one person forever. Your wife has proved my point..twice.
bluegoldfish 7
58 mangemoi that is a MASSIVE generalisatipn you cant make an assumption like that about the entire human race thats ridiculous
atomicbaboon 0
Like the back of yo head?
everyfmlday 0
I don't even think it is legal to be married to 2 people at once in the USA.
hatemylife6 0
numberr 3 is funnny ahah
CrazyPie17 0
LOL thats sucks hard dude
bryttanicutter 2
that's illegal
Viking22190 0
Isnt it legal in texas to shoot someone for trespassing... just invite him over
lastonearth 3
But then it wouldn't be tresspassing.....
skyttlz 32
how did you meet him
thinkpink1 0
how in the world did this become a fml?! mine are wayyy better!
lilduke22 0
WTF dude slap the shit out of her, then kick his ass,and kick her to the kirb like the bitch she is!!!!!!!