bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
mustanggt
Carlsbad, United States
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Sleeping at my parents tonight
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
jimmy_poison
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?
kira1kira 0
there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award
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Comments (106)
bmonehh 0
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caiyaguang 0
that sucks.
ItsASecretShh 0
That's illegal (to have more then one spouse)
jchansfan 0
The way you worded this is AWESOME. lol Sorry for your situation though... Getting a divorce I'm guessing? =(
Hurt16 0
doggie3 read it over asshole
philman_fml 0
pretty sure that's not legal
jordynf10 0
cute
awooga1995 0
Um, I'm pretty sure this isn't possible. I might be wrong... but don't they check your records before you get married? Like, some part of the paperwork part? Not being marriend, I'm not sure. Also; wouldn't the other husband notice it if his wife was missing all the time? Or are you the one she's never with?
lizzie57 19
Dunno about texas but in the UK there is no giant database saying who is married to whom. The bands (or whatever they're called) are announced 3 weeks/months (can't remember) before, certainly if you get married in a church, or maybe announced in a paper if its a civil service I'm not sure. Anyway, if you get married a long way away and no one knows you then all there is the "of anyone knows of any legal reason..." question and if no one says no then you're good to go.
Senken_ 0
drop her ass like a bag of potatoes. that hoe
_20jre 0
drop her ass like an orange falling down the stairs
toontown760 0
BOOM