bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
mustanggt
Carlsbad, United States
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Sleeping at my parents tonight
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
jimmy_poison
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?
kira1kira 0
there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award
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Comments (106)
clarke1986 0
Dump her?
wiiareonfire 0
Hot damn, dude. In countries that are OK with polygamy, a wife can't have two husbands. Dang.
kaitlynnicole 0
**** your life, ferreal.
perdix 31
Marriage is illegal in Texas anyways. In 2005, we (not me, but the majority of the voters here) approved a constitutional amendment defining marriage as being between one man and one woman. The small-minded bigots who crafted the legislation tried to put in language to forbid civil unions, but the language is screwed up. It clearly nullifies all marriage. Ha-ha, you idiots!
perdix 31
Here it is: The Texas Constitution. Article 1. The Biil of Rights Sec. 32. MARRIAGE. (a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman. (b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage. (Added Nov. 8, 2005.) No one is married here in Texas. We banned it four years ago!!!
DameGreyWulf 1
LMAO
kira1kira 0
there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award
Turtles_rock 0
Threesome
gatorcheer 0
Agree with 15. Sorry man. :(
BunnyDrastic 0
Isn't that illegal?
Starfire22 5
Sooo how did you find out?
Butcher_1419 0
well, is he a nice guy??