Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Top comments
Julietta_fml 4
I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.
DrAwesome 6
Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.
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Comments (146)
beetman5 4
are you a Muslim? :D
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
So you're not a fan of Stephanie Meyers or Orson Scott Card, I take it. That shit's considered romantic in some circles.
klong91 7
kill him
dragonmystik3030 0
cant understand men like that. think about it, sure you may have two women you can root, but you all so you get two mothers in law :|
green_eyes124 0
I cannot put into words how happy I am that you said "motherS in law". It drives me crazy to see 'mother in laws' : )
token_blackguy 18
Maybe the OP is mormon or muslim in which ydi.
momogal 22
#57, real Mormons (members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) stopped practicing polygamy when it was outlawed. Though they were still persecuted for not divorcing their multiple wives. I'm a Mormon, and If I found out my ex had another wife, I'm pretty sure I would have castrated him before turning him in.
joetan 16
pick yourself up! :-)
Seana_fml 6
Oh no that's terrible.
Sorrows 5
HAHAH. Nothing to say here OP, just FYL.
MissLizWolf 8
I know no-one will see this but... I moderated thisssssss fml(:
kevinjm 0
Call TLC! Now you're a sister wife.