Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Julietta_fml 4
I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.
DrAwesome 6
Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.
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Comments (146)
randiZ25 0
you meet up with the other wife castrate him, then you and her sell all his stuff and go on a long vacation on him :)
deformedsurf 0
Castration is never the answer.
123e3 0
anyone remember the fml "Today, I met my wife's other husband"?
gigilvrs6 0
Obviously you should file for divorce.Its so sad how SOME men think it's ok to have more than one girl at a time.
Hughmadd 0
It's so sad that "SOME" women think it's ok to have more than one boy at a time
RedPillSucks 33
As long as both parties agree, it shouldn't be an issue. It's when one or the other party has no idea that problems occur, in addition to it being illegal in the US.
iSTAYFLYY 0
how did u not kno ur husband was married?
DocBastard 40
ya, duh, cuz in austria (isnt that the same as australia? lulz) every1 who gets married has to get a tattoo saying "married" on they're forehead! Stayflyy, don't be so naive. If I took off my wedding band and went to a bar or made an internet dating profile, how would anyone know I'm married? People pull this shit all the time, and it's the other spouses and children who suffer at the hands of these assholes.
shortyshort21 0
huzzah for polygamy!
hairdreser0nfire 0
And they can be the next big polygamist family, like the sister wives.
salaamdelroba 0
OP, did you two compare notes? You should've and then invited them both over for a nice 3some...you know, to get aquainted. ;-)
salaamdelroba 0
Amen # 35. negotiated infidelity FTW!!!!
ManaUser 0
That was certainly big a' him.
Peytonlikesme 0
Wat a *****!!!!! Skanky biatch
RedPillSucks 33
OP, this should be followed by "and then I met my divorce attorney". Unless you're into polygamy, then work it out.