Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, we travelled back to England to meet my fiance's family. Turns out her cousin is a guy I hated from high school. I tried to be an adult, but we began sniping insults at each other like we used to. By the end of the night, we realised we actually missed hating each other and are now, ew, frenemies. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Pizzapiggy1 18
What kind of things would she do to you to make you cry 3 times a week!?
MassiDelta 28
Sometimes you just can't win...
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Comments (119)
StupidUsername89 23
Go to my profile I'll trade **** for *****
manilovethisshit 15
thats a bitch. fyl op
cwenboo 18
I'm not sure if you're an extremely sensitive person or if she is a massive bitch. I'm thinking maybe a bit of both? But twice in three hours!? What did she say?
ApplePie1994 27
Was she the Trunchbull?
Mibby 11
Teachers. Put some ashes in her tea.
delfino1604 24
you sound like a bitch
ERaj1123 18
To those of you wondering how a teacher can be this bad, oh boy, it is definitely possible. I did not like my 10th grade English teacher one bit, and she did make me cry once out of sheer frustration. Hang in there OP, she can't hurt you anymore.
snsindnxi 8
Number one, why are you just now meeting your fiancé's family? Number two, I think you're overreacting. As a grown up or even a high schooler you should not be crying 3 times a week. I get once in a while because of stress or whatever but you seems WAYYY too sensitive. It's time to grow up just a little.
Warnerro 18
pussy
lat187 18
FML for sure, but "turns out" how did this never come up in convo with you fiancé? "I went to such and such high school." "Oh my sister works/worked there"