light_talker
United States
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Princess
United States
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
bug20
Wooster, United States
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
gangstalicious
United States
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML
Activesleeper
Flinders, Australia
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Anonymous
Okayama, Japan
Can't buy me love
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
astalkerindeed
Pasadena, United States
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
hippie88
New York, United States
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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stormoftara 0
I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.
24788 7
What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?
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Dr_Pepper_fml 3
Social life much? O_o jeezus. Honestly, if you use that few minutes, it'd probably be worth it for you to pay the fee to cancel your plan (probably somewhere between $100-$200) and get a minute phone. Net10 is only 10 cents a minute....
jessxoxo28 5
he probably texts more then he talks... or he doesnt have a social life and that sucks =S get 100 minutes or something instead of wasting money
responses 0
Well I want to say fyl but it doesn't seem you have one.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
wow just wow
aFatFuck 0
All about the texting, bitches! AAAAAWWWWWWWW YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA
AGGoddess 2
You should try to find a cheaper plan.
iSwag 0
Sounds like you need a new plan AND a life ...FYL
braeleigh_king 0
then why don't you actually use your phone..
fuckitlosers 0
do we look like we care about your miserable life?
flamingarrow59 21
This site/app is literally called **** my life. Why else would you be on here?
666kitty 16
Well someone *cough* #5 *cough* has daddy issues.
Galex7471 4
My mom, sister, and I are all on the same phone plan and we too hardly use up any of those minutes. However, that's not counting all the calls that are on the same network: nearly my entire extended family and the vast majority of the people we call are all on the same network so all those minutes are under another category. We've tried going with pay as you go phones and it's drastically more expensive because of that.
Person1233 13
I used 13 minutes, but around 500 text messages... It's just easier IMO.
CableX17 0
haha, I used like 6000 somethin messages last month
whoisthisgirl 4
my highest was 36000.. I wanted to beat my friend. I didn't by the way. his was 38000
lynsieloowho 0
awwww poor u :-(
iranoutofnames 6
loser.
24788 7
What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?