Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
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faceless99 0
How do you know you didn't just forget it on the bus? :P
mariahrawks 0
oh this comment confuses me.
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Comments (31)
emadd123 0
dude that sucks
Flamersplamer 0
idiot phone loses a and claims it stolen got , so fail it broke english, here what is should been have said. Today, i dropped my phone. FML
Ayselen 0
LOL That same thing happened to my brother and it tirns out that he'd been dating my bestfriend.
ubergrunt 0
I saw this same one with the girl/guy role reversed, ******* troll
xNephilim 19
Hm, I definitely trust people too much. I would've thought I lost my phone, not that she stole it.
ZzkekekezZ 0
It took 4 hours to wait and use a bus?
drummerp64 16
Maybe it was a Greyhound.
junkusernamexyz 17
OH MY HOLY ******* GOD DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON GREYHOUNDS. So one time a few years ago, I was going on a 5-6 hour ride with my grandma to visit my dad in the hospital. TWELVE HOURS. Do you know how ******* boring Sodoku gets after TWELVE HOURS?
xfemkeveenstra 3
HAAHAHAHHAHA what an bitch.
Jessj958 19
And when did you REALIZE that you can't spell OP?
Sir_drink_alot 20
Maybe you left the phone on the bus
Elfkid21 19
you, are a tool.