Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
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p0kegeek 4
Look on the bright side. If he uses your credit cards, you can meet up with him when he's arrested.
Lisimal 7
The acts of seduction...
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Comments (157)
NightMareLife 8
Ouch.. FYL number 1!
TOASTMASTAR 0
h
victoria4161993 0
carry a purse it's helpful and people can't steal your stuff with out going in your purse
Chanti_fml 26
Generally thieves won't care much stealing out of purses... And if they are good you won't notice that either.
Broekemania 0
I hope it was a good bump.
Lulu714 0
bahaha no kidding. he better be totally sexy if he stole ur wallet
phillynena 0
that totally sux...but its funny FYL he played the shit outta u
Duckasaurus 0
Another person said "proceeds" guys.
Darraghscoot 0
haha your so right :L ever hear when peaople say i jamp? as past tense of jump
Mexistache 0
lol that sucks for you ( If I hadn't stopped to read it I would have been first XD )
Lisimal 7
The acts of seduction...
Yulia_fml 0
The cute ones are always up to no good!
hatehereyes 0
There was something like this before. Someone was feeling his ass and right before he was about to step on the guys foot the bus stopped and the guy walked out and he didn't realize until a couple stops later that the guy was stealing his wallet.
shortwiz247 0
what's the problem with proceeds?
Charley_5054 2
FYL, but i was about to say YDI only because you used the word proceed.