Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Go compaaaaaaare
Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML
Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
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coffeeicecream 0
was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...
TheBigDawg 8
Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P
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fad1ngfast 0
HAHA at #10 OP: don't take it too personally. I'm a soprano singer and I know plenty of straight, decent guys with higher voices than me.
little_musician 0
#3: SO TRUE.
_intalek_ 0
i feel your painn
pwnrzero 0
#3, your right miley cirus right lemme guess, she let your ride in her 1 million dollar limo while us middle class people worship her [not me] and pay for her stuff
naroushh 0
YEP MILEY CYRUS U GOT THT RIGHT GOOGLIE LOOLELY SAY WHAT ??!! LOL
qetzacoatl122112 0
#6 I'm in 8th grade too and my voice is one of the deepest I've ever heard >.> Sorry just wanted to throw that out there for no reason whatsoever... And just wondering how is this an FML? Unless your voice is incredibly high having someone with a deeper voice than you doesn't matter too much...
GroovyPants 0
Got that right, #3.
redbluegreen 41
More like FHL then yours, unless you have an unnaturally high voice. But then it'd be more then one girl with a deeper voice then you. I don't see how this would be an FML, but YDI for the fact that you made a point about it and posted it.
_DumbAZz_ 0
She Sounds Pleasant.
y3llowz 0
miley cyrus is cool!