Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Go compaaaaaaare
Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML
Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
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coffeeicecream 0
was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...
TheBigDawg 8
Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P
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Comments (84)
samadams42 0
alto alto bass bass soprano tener bass tener tener
purplebutters 7
who r u justin beiber???????
blueheron93 0
Well, I hate to say what everyone else has said, but... I didn't know Justin Beiber got on FML!
ninjacatz 0
justin beiber is in the house!!!
lovebearrr 0
This isn't an FML for you unless the majority of girls you meet have deeper voices. Otherwise it's more of an FML for the girl.
sparklesTurtle 0
now you know how Justin bieber feels every single day
alissa_roar 6
Deep voices can be sexy on a girl, just sayin'.
pinkpowerranger1 0
i think you forgot to mention if you were a boy or girll..
Yousuck24 21
Justin Bieber goes on FML?
cokyspaniel 0
hey Justin bieber, finally met Miley Cyrus?