Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cary
United States
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Username
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Anonymous
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
mygirlnoloveme
Jumping the gun
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Unloved
United States
Go compaaaaaaare
Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML
WTFiswrongwithme
Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
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coffeeicecream 0
was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...
TheBigDawg 8
Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P
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Comments (84)
anonymous_user 0
LOL at #3 and sounds more like f her life... and hahaha still laughing at #3
CrunkCupcake97 2
So.
Kupokupupo 0
bah. nice
kornonthecobb 0
burrrrrrn lol nice
kornonthecobb 0
lol i love that show u win #7
kornonthecobb 0
i have a kinda low voice for a girl but its not like bass low lol
_DeadPixels_ 0
I have a lower voice than my boyfriend. Although, my voice is admittedly rather deep for a girl, and his relatively high for a guy. ...Not in a on-helium-squeaky way. Gah, you know what I mean XD
CaptMacLeod 45
I'm with you here. I'm a tenor. My wife is an alto. My speaking voice has always been high, and hers lower. Why is this an FML??
Unsure_1 0
More like FHL.
jakeidk 0
that's a dudely chick!
coffeeicecream 0
was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...