Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cary
United States
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Username
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Anonymous
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
mygirlnoloveme
Jumping the gun
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Unloved
United States
Go compaaaaaaare
Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML
WTFiswrongwithme
Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
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coffeeicecream 0
was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...
TheBigDawg 8
Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P
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Comments (84)
skyeyez9 25
I am 33 and when someone calls my house and I answer, they ask if my mom is home. Same thing if a stranger knocks on my door and I answer. They assume I am a teen and ask for my parents....I'm married and have a child. :/
hollyman 0
you met Britney Griner
narutou546 4
are you justin bieber
iluvlife797 2
That's he fml!!
IndigoAcrylic 9
Perhaps it wasn't a girl (; Them transsexuals very are slyy xD
chipper901 0
he must be Justin beiber
browneyed 7
isn't that an FML for her?
ella868 0
Yay for female tenors!
eatpussy 0
Are you justin bieber?
EmilyExstatic 0
are you Justin Bieber?