Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML
Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Zebidee 9
OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.
sam1984_fml 0
*you're welcome (you're welcome! :D)
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Comments (134)
TheSilencer006 0
I don't necessarily think what he did was too bad. He was honest, even if he was way too blunt about it. The fault may not belong to specifically either of you. Typically the intensity in sex is reciprocated by the partner. But the question is: are you not putting out the amount of energy you should, or are you just not doing what he likes?
lovestoomassage 0
ouch.. well he needs to help you, let him tell you what he likes, and vice versa. the best thing for a marriage is to experience different things.. especially In the bedroom
annigotammo 1
downside of abstinence
xdust 4
It'll get better.
mylifemyrules 0
blue jeans hair down chillin with some makeup on thats when you're the ugliest I hope that you don't take it wrong
vettle 6
oh NEVER wait til marriage!!!
dansco 25
Annulment anyone? Or kick him in the balls and tell him tough shit, he's married now...
Poloboyy66 0
someone needs pratice
burned313 3
good for you! just having the commitment to wait shows true love and commitment so who cares if you weren't good the FIRST time you slept together? you've got decades to learn what he likes and vice versa. YDI to all those saying she shouldn't have waited. sex is so common these days it's nearly meaningless so them choosing to wait is the romantic part, not the sex part... idiots
taureanbeauty293 0
Well, hate to disagree but sex can still be meaningful without, ugh, waiting until marriage. Those who hold those views, good for you. This is what I, and many others here, believe. You need to develop healthy communication about sex and learn about what each of you likes.
redneckbab7 0
Omg either way thts kinda messed up