Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML
Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Zebidee 9
OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.
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Comments (134)
Angelice_fml 0
YDI for agreeing to wait. :P
Brizzybee1 0
Wtf doess ydi mean ?
oxAshleAxo 8
ydi= you deserve it*
atthegates 0
didnt think that could pose a problem? ur ******* stupid
denlillakotten 4
LOL be glad you didn't sleep together before you married then hahahaha because then maybe you wouldnt get there.
404wan 19
that's a really sad way to look at life.
mawang_sky 1
we are different in culture....However, personnal think both of us should be virgins before we get married!
lolitaababy 0
i agree
Zebidee 9
OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.
taureanbeauty293 0
I concur very definitely :D
NuyoRicanGirl 3
say don't worry baby we got the rest of our lives to practice
HarlemzAngelita 0
lmfao
KylesGirl52 0
Wow. What a jerk, you don't say that to someone, let alone a girl. I would have said " yeah well, ive seen bigger, I barley could even feel u, Ur like a tampon". hahaha fyl. XD
fthku 13
Let alone a girl? It would be easier for a guy to hear the woman he loves and just married saying he's the worst she's had? What's the difference? The only part I agree on is that he was kind of a jerk. Saying "well I've seen bigger" is immature. Both of them need to talk about it, and she needs to start by saying he can't say things like that. If I were in that situation (as the guy), first of all I'd wait. Just got married, that can wait, maybe til after the honeymoon even, though I would start giving advices during. Why have her forever remember her wedding night as "the worst sex" of her husband?
sallen0046 4
Yeah, you're right. It's much better to start off a marriage with a big fat lie, or to insult the person you've just agreed to be with for the rest of your life because he was honest and you didn't like it. You really need to grow up. I seriously doubt he just blurted out something hateful or she wouldn't still be saying he's a "wonderful man". If you can't have an open and honest conversation about sex with your spouse, you shouldn't get married in the first place.
yehr 0
yep. I would have told him to shove it. it takes two to tango. then again I'd never be with someone who could be so rude and insensitive.
muchagente 5
and that's why you don't wait until marriage. ydi.
brainsoverbeauty 21
That is terrible OP. But why did you decide to wait till after marriage if you weren't a virgin? What if it turned out that he was the worst YOU ever had? Do you think you'd be able to handle that?
burned313 3
she should, cause that means she gets to train him up just the way she wants him ;) haha
brainsoverbeauty 21
Lol. This is true ^
dunner12 0
what's the over/under on when you get divorced??