Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Soaking
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Free Parking!
Today, I took the last parking spot in a crowded lot, got out feeling victorious, then immediately stepped in a puddle deep enough to soak my foot all the way through to my sock. FML
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Santa or Satan?
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Top comments
Secret_Ninjaa 35
How does one manage to do that?
feven 32
You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?
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Comments (75)
brendejafulable 41
I find this really strange. You obviously are not very observant.
False_Stupidity 42
Obviously a great observation there captain obvious.
beararm 11
Mondays. ... wait it's Friday bro/ma FYL
vikky538 29
I couldn't figure out how one can do that...I am still trying to paint a picture...nope...nothing....
lilybadilly25 15
I know the feeling! I frequently shower with my glasses on and don't realize it until I knock them off my face with a towel..!
LovelyDeadGirl 13
I do that with my glasses on occasion. XD It happens. No worries.
bassfisher100 23
have you ever been so tired that you just...
monsieur_sammy 7
Well on the bright side, you now have clean socks!
taybear0 14
This is really funny, but not really an fml.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I think we need more details
zarrganaut 17
Now you don't have to wash your socks!