comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
goincrazy
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Dumbass
Soaking
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Parked
Hamilton, Canada
Free Parking!
Today, I took the last parking spot in a crowded lot, got out feeling victorious, then immediately stepped in a puddle deep enough to soak my foot all the way through to my sock. FML
Anonymous
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
blabla
Brazil
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Cat poo
Smithtown, United States
Santa or Satan?
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Top comments
Secret_Ninjaa 35
How does one manage to do that?
feven 32
You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?
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Comments (75)
MeltedMango 8
I'm not exactly seeing the FML part of this; it hardly seems significant.
EclipseCandy6 24
But are you blind? Serious question
Fairyjoshy 13
People under stress tend to retreat into themselves and fail to notice things like the fact that they're wearing socks.
ohSNAPyall 27
Blind people know what cotton feels like.
feven 32
How would they write this fml if they were blind
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I actually feel bad for your brain right now, #12.
bgbwtp 13
#31 ... With a keyboard and/or braillewriter?
EclipseCandy6 24
Haha I actually laughed at all of these, sometimes you don't feel your sunglasses on you head and you look for them, then look in the mirror and realise they're on ur noggin.. My logic for my question anyway
winniethebitch 19
wet socks is a huge peeve of mine
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
"Are"... sorry couldn't help it.
tygerarmy 35
Damn OP, that socks.
AndyPurdy 31
How the **** do you do that?
EclipseCandy6 24
LOL
wakemeupplease 21
did you take some pills that make you ask for house music? :D
ber4fun 23
What?
somechick8266 14
i hate stepping in water on the floor with my socks on much less showering with them on how in the world does this happen haha
sweetbliss3 37
The same way you forgot about punctuation; it just slips the mind.
abNormal62 23
Did you imagine yourself as a hop at standing under a waterfall? Come on... Be honest here Frodo
RektRules 12
Oh no! Wet socks? What will we ever do? Who the hell approves these shitty FML's anyway?
Goblin182 27
Wow, what kind of drugs were you on?
wobbly1 16
I thought the same thing. Either high or hungover. Both can put your mind on autopilot.