comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
goincrazy
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Dumbass
Soaking
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Parked
Hamilton, Canada
Free Parking!
Today, I took the last parking spot in a crowded lot, got out feeling victorious, then immediately stepped in a puddle deep enough to soak my foot all the way through to my sock. FML
Anonymous
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
blabla
Brazil
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Cat poo
Smithtown, United States
Santa or Satan?
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
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Secret_Ninjaa 35
How does one manage to do that?
feven 32
You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?
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Comments (75)
abNormal62 23
Did you imagine yourself as a hobbit standing under the waterfall? Come on admit it Frodo
Jujuboo_3 25
Oh my feet are red... Hmm whatever I'll just wash them.
mbuck87 19
Have you ever been so high that you ...
Rozeyyy 25
How distracted were you? Haha this definitely calls for a follow up
pete9913 23
I've gotta say YDI. How can you actually wash your feet and not know you had socks on? Could you wash your face. and not realize it's covered in mud?
catanita 18
As well as your socks. Water economy.
Kal759 14
That actually sounds pretty impressive. I wish I could zone out like that at work.
mads_nicole 19
I did something similar but with my glasses on instead!
Calfml2 8
You need coffee. ..strong coffee, and lots of it.
umadbrobro 8
Blame it on my add baby..