Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Forever alone
ciarafox9 9
Sounds harsh, but you kind of deserve it for making a fake girlfriend..
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Comments (173)
bubo_fml 11
Why a fake FB acct? C'mon Man! Just use your sister's relationship status...Perfectly acceptable in Alabama!
screamo_neve 12
He doesn't want people to know it's fake, hence the reason he made an imaginary account.
BikeAllDay818 6
YDI. You freaking weirdo....
Heather645 5
YDI. why make a fake girlfriend in the first place?
MissAimeeAngel 15
Not being in a relationship is not necessarily considered pathetic. However, making up fake profiles and fake people to be in a "relationship" with is considered very pathetic. Not to mention, it'll most likely scare off any potential relationship candidates you may have had. So yeah, you're better off just admitting to being single.
logan1819 4
I'm from Alabama and there is plenty of beautiful blondes running around it's totally easy to find a beautiful southern bell.
mightymart 5
Kindda pathetic to make a fake account to make it look Like you have a gf pal, seriously thats just sad...
meanmachine888 0
Why are you so lonely???
Jazzalyn 10
I'm not one to normally say this...but this FML has "YDI" written all over it. YDI for making a fake Facebook account. YDI for having a fake girlfriend. If being in a relationship is so important - why not go find a real girlfriend?
Spazz420 7
You know u r a loser when....
LennyComa 39
Ydi...