Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mr Tickle
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Hold me close young Tony Danza
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Make it stop!
Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Bad boy
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
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Jimboom 12
Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/
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FMLHorrorMan 3
I think many of you are overreacting. I can realize and understand why this would not seem professional, but I doubt it was done out of resentment. It was probably much more mischievous than mean. It was unexpected, and done out of consent, but the woman probably had a good laugh about it with her fellow classmates and teacher after that, it is somewhat like having to go to the bathroom real bad, and then saying "uuhhh" after, not funny when it happens, but funny after all. To the FML person who posted this, I am sorry if this was actually bad for you, but I am actually very jealous, I wish it was me, call me a masochist if you want to, but honestly, it does sound like fun, and I usually hate being touched. I also want to point out that I have seen tons of people (on video and in real life) get tickled, and most "scream and cry" due to overwhelming excitement not terrible agony, children and adults scream a lot when they have fun too (think of going on a roller-coaster). Some more points before I wrap this up, the person who posted this said "tickled me until I screamed, cried, and nearly wet my pants", not "tickled me when I screamed, cried, and nearly wet my pants", or "tickled me - I screamed, cried, and nearly wet my pants after that." The teacher also probably did it not just for fun, but to show people how some people can react when being shackled to a bed in a hospital. there has been incidents (probably lots) of disorderly people trying to struggle when being shackled in a bed in a hospital" (in a hospital). You do need to know how to react to people who try to do this. Plus, if you do volunteer for something like this, what can you expect, right? She probably knew something was going to happen during this, probably not this, but something like this. The fun was harmless, probably mean in a sense, but harmlessly mean, and I doubt it traumatized the student (sorry if it did traumatize you), or anyone else for that matter, still I wish I was there.
FMLHorrorMan 3
I just can't get over how great this story is, more details, more details! I mean, if you did scream and cry, then I feel sorry for you, but it is not rare to do that when you are being tickled. It sounds to me you were having a fun time until it got to be too much. In any event, I hope you are alright, but shoot, that makes me squirmy. I guess, if it was too traumatizing for you, you would probably have tried to sue already, and you would probably not be posting it here, but it is a FML story after all, and you probably realized it was just for laughs. I would want to point out though that I noticed that someone mentioned this on another forum, and someone said it is not that uncommon for people to tickle each other during EMT trainings, all for fun, I guess. But, I'm still jealous. I guess, you could say this is a WTFML ----- WTF + FML, get it?
rougeunicorn03 17
That's just horrible! I hope the teacher gets in trouble for that.
jamieros 13
I know the pain... It is worse than any other possible kind of torture or pain
fantasyworld 39
That does not seem professional.
HarleyGal12 18
That's so cute. I'm a creep though. Lol
anon385 23
Assholes