Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
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inkedgeek 0
Dump him and give me a call. I would even give ya a good toss once a day or so.
JohnFR33M4N 0
then take some one else with you instead next time idiot
lcehpp 0
wtf hawaii isn't even really the outdoors (like the wilderness) , its a mass developed area with beach and gorgeous weather. he sounds like a little bitch, tell him to put his big boy boxers on and get over it then dump him while you're there and make him move rooms (one that he has to pay for himself)
kawkawkarl 0
...he sounds like a bitch. fyl
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT. What kind of moron doesn't know something so basic about someone they've supposedly been with over a year?
JormpJomp 2
DTMFA
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, go for the all-inclusive trip. That way your drinks are free. ;)
prettyxdemented 0
He sounds like a whiny five year old who didn't get his way and just wants to pout about it all day. Go out, hook up with someone, have fun, fly home, and leave him there. You spent $4000 to give him a present, he can spend a couple hundred to get his own ass back home. And please dump him. Somebody acting that bitchy and immature is a waste of your time.
SurpriseButtseks 0
Ok, you should have known he hates the outdoors if you've been together over a year, but he IS acting like a douche. FYL for having such an ungrateful boyfriend, but YDI for not knowing him better after so long.
xOpheliacx 0
YDI. You definitely should've known he didn't like the outdoors.