Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
Jess_Love 0
agreed... ... if you didn't know(or didn't care) that he hates the outdoors then YDI...
superboboboi 0
YDI for paying
isaiaha11 2
take a cruise :)
blank314 0
ydi
BethiiGeex 0
Aren't gay people meant to be nice and happy D:
GreenBud_fml 0
maybe he wouldn't be mad if you stayed in the kitchen
KM96 24
Good point but isn't it the thought that counts?
englishmuffin 0
Hmmm... this is sad. You kinda should have known he hates the outdoors if you've been dating for a year. Still... that's a lot of money to spend on an unappreciative guy. Both FML and YDI to some extent.
hallix 21
On the bright side, he gets to stay indoors, she gets to hit on the natives, and she's got alcohol. I'd say problem solved!
NotLegit408 6
They are both guyd
rissyboo4 0
who hates hawaii???
Sarra88 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I do!!
drewgreenan 0
you crazy
mazochyst 10
3, it gets boring here after awhile. You kind of run out of things to do.
yankfan89 27
People who can't swim and burn easily in the sun
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
a_n0n 0
He probably has bigger problems going on if he's pissy about a trip to Hawaii. Maybe go talk to him instead of leaving him alone.
Pepperolls 0
Lmao he sounds like one of those severely depressed teenagers who lock themselves in the house.
Rooney101 0
He hates outdoors? What an unsociable ungrateful bastard. Im guessing he would rather be playing world of warcraft of something, or making friends with people he doesn't know on myspace, facebook and twitter. Either way he definitely sounds like a great guy that anyone would love to spend the rest of their life with.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Dicks like you are exactly why people who like to be inside are "unsociable, ungrateful bastards". So what if we like to read a lot or play games in a warm, sheltered and safe environment? You have your hobbies, we have ours. Oh, and also, making friends with people you don't know sounds like a very social thing to do to me.
kbitencourt06 0
What a jerk. Dump his ass because it's pretty clear he doesn't love you.
Karan0217 6
You need to mind your own business, you can't just tell someone to dump their bf,it's their life not yours
redbluegreen 41
How do you not know he doesn't like the outdoors when you've been together a year? That's a hell of a lot of money to spend on someone though. I'm sure there's stuff you can do indoors in Hawaii, you just haven't discovered it yet. (;
stosborn 0
Dump him and buy me a drink or a trip to hawaii