Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
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Lou_Briccant 0
Even if you don't like outdoors, that's still a pretty shitty excuse to be pissed at your girlfriend who just dropped 4 stacks JUST to be with you in a paradise. I mean, if I had a girlfriend, I'd be very glad if she surprised me just to spend time in my house with me, let alone Hawaii, and I live in yeehaw "**** my sister" redneck land.
KerlyFries 0
Psh. I'm not exactly a beach bunny, nor outdoorsy...But I'd be thrilled to be surprised with a trip like that. Tell him to stop being a little bitch. Or just go have fun without him. If anyone asks why you're alone tell them the truth. You have a whiny ungrateful boyfriend.
underbluesky 0
"waaah I hate Hawaii!" WTF?!?! Most people hate the outdoors because its hot, humid, buggy, etc, but I don't think Hawaii is those things. Maybe hot, but I assume there is an ocean breeze. Anyway, you should buy your lame-ass boyfriend an early plane ticket home and then ENJOY yourself! Find some cute surfer! =)
SMH_at_Myself 0
I also hate hate HATE the outdoors. But dammit...if someone tells me we're going to Hawaii, I'll be the first one on the plane!! Or...cruise ship? I say...leave his ass up there, grab your stuff, go down to the front desk, switch your room, cancel HIS return ticket, and live YOUR life!! Next time go with your girl friends! :-)
oh_hey_there 0
how do you not know your bf of over a year hates the outdoors? lol #36
lalalaaa911 0
YDI for spending $4000 on someone that you have been dating for only a year. FYL for having an ungrateful douche of a BF that doesn't appreciate the thought and money that got put into this trip despite the fact that he doesn't like outdoors.
TonyHighwind 0
YDI, but a year is not two years and I feel like you can get past this and make it work if you want to.
cdcrigler 0
what an asshole. sounds like you need a new boyfriend. Even if he doesnt like the outdoors he should realize that your trying to do something nice for him.
cselby 0
Well, YDI for not knowing he hates outdoors (sort of), but FYL (and moreso FHL) for him being such a douche. Even if he hates outdoors, don't people like that generally hate stuff like camping, hiking, etc? Why the heck wouldn't he want to leave his hotel room in friggin Hawaii? I mean, he hates outdoors so much that he won't go sit at a bar or lay on the beach? What does he do at home? Sounds like a hermit or a vampire or some shit. Tell him you extended the leaving date of the trip, but then still leave on the day you were scheduled to and leave his ass there!
unlucky91 0
You get to go to Hawaii ! no fml here