Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
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Comments (344)
Vagabones 0
Hates the outdoors? What a ninny.
kitties_fml 12
#39 sounds like a really fun and awesome guy.
ohsnapitsmoses 0
dump his ass
lovesucksxxx 0
Who the hell hates the outdoors in Hawaii? He's ungrateful even if he doesn't like it, He knows what you went through and you're there so he should enjoy it as much as he can, which if he cared about you, would be a lot.
BatgirlZKE 5
FYL for having such a whiny bitch for a boyfriend. Even if he hates the outdoors, he should still appreciate the trip. Maybe you should just leave him there. OTHO, YDI for not knowing about his hatred for the outdoors. You've been dating for a year and it's never come up? And FHL for being such a whiny bitch in Hawaii
01100110 0
Your boyfriend is a loser who can not like perfect weather? Unless he has some skin disease or mental problem everyone should like perfect weather for at least just sitting around.
selymalltimelow 0
Obviously, he's not a man, who's unapperciated of you. BTW, Hawaii isn't outdoors. I live here. We're in still in the city. Outdoors would probably be the beach to him. Loser. You're not going camping or anything. That kinds sucks. Hope all is well during your stay here.
nocturnal_crazy 1
You need a new boyfriend.
GabriLee 0
For everyone who is saying that it's ridiculous to spend that much money on someone they have dated for only a year, I completely disagree with you. You don't know, she could have a very good job and be in love with her boyfriend. There are people who get engaged in shorter relationships than a year. How is 4,000 dollar dream romantic vacation in Hawaii with the person you love so ridiculous?
mcqt 0
Hawaii's full of hot people...leave his unappreciative ass in the room and "get your sexy on" at the beach.