Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
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marinus_fml 20
is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)
skyeyez9 25
Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.
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Comments (70)
Riccoshea 0
that sounds fun, maybe a bit embarassinf but fun
shanonsy 0
I think that was a funny gift!
skatingalyy 0
jeez op lighten up. it's funny.
bambalam 0
just laugh it off and use it when your lonely!
duckie227 22
new pool toy ftw
elegantlywasted1 3
or use it to drive in the car pool lanes ;-)
spazz666 18
#43 EPIC WIN.
tikimuppet 11
For my last birthday my friends bought me a number of items including a vibrator and porno cards as a joke. They were all individually wrapped and they made me open the gifts in front of a number of teachers. It was hillarious, you're just too uptight
doogy15 11
Did you use them o.0
Jeraziah 0
did you **** it???
elizanena9 0
I like how the OP worded it. "...erm...'friend'"...for lonely people.
Sazzers 0
C'mon! Blow-up dolls are hilarious! Once gave a Fatty Patty to a friend on Xmas! XD
tyard 3
people I'm pretty sure it's not a blowup doll-this sound WAAAY more sexual then that hinthint