Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
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marinus_fml 20
is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)
skyeyez9 25
Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.
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Comments (70)
perdix 31
You're family is hoping you'll marry her because she'll be the "fun one" of the couple. If they have to tolerate your pathetic, whiny ass at Thanksgiving, the least they should get are endless ******** from your ... erm... friend.
Supersonic54 18
what's the friend she's talking about? a *****, vibrator, other things?
doogy15 11
Your an idiot
keven501 12
It's a blow up sex doll you retard
babyteef 0
lyk omg ur lyf iz soo ovr. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! If they found your personal blowup doll hidden in your closet then yes, FYL. This happens to everyone.
steve_jobs_fml 0
you seem to have some experience about blow up dolls
babyteef 0
Do I? What in my comment suggests that? haha I don't because I prefer real people to plastic.
Captain_Cupcake 0
I have a cousin who has a pretty big ego. We got him one of these and it was pretty funny. Even funnier a few months later when he was giving his mate a lift in the car, and when going through the boot his mate was like "What's this?". Turned out my cousin put it in the boot and forgot about it. Gotta have a sense of humour about these things. Particularly at 18ths.
stewpididiot 11
You should have looked at it, Yelled "This has been used"!, and thrown it at him !!
brii_g 0
u put this on BMS too. erh
sexysue 0
happy bday. lol
macgirl21 0
thts funny as hell. me and my friends have done tht as a present many times and it's always funny. why you so uptight?
skyeyez9 25
When I was deployed, a friend if mine was given a blow up doll as a joke. A few days later, the doll had army acu's someone put on it. Another guy somehow got her an access badge made with her pic on it. The building we lived in had our names on the door and someone wrote "Apple" underneath which was the doll's name. It kinda became a company mascot, and was hilarious to see "Apple" sitting at a desk with her vacant stare and open mouth while strategic meetings were going in.
SubjectX 0
novelty gifts, this is not a fml. you are just a guy who can't take jokes.