Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
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marinus_fml 20
is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)
skyeyez9 25
Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.
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Comments (70)
beller45 3
it's suppose to be a joke deuchbag, so get over it and laugh about it already...if that was me I would be laughing my ass off in front of everyone.
alexxusbrowning2 0
am i not thee only one confused...? i dont get it,sorrt
alexxusbrowning2 0
*sorry
Mapholisto 7
I don't understand the people that are just saying, "You need to take a joke." Maybe they should perhaps realize that for many families, this would NEVER be considered a joke. I know if this happened around where I am, or especially in my family, people would be freakin' pissed off. I'd strangle the moron who brought it.
maryamd 3
NAME HE/SHE/IT FOOFOO!!!!!
evolkiller 2
Lighten up. It's just a joke.
Julija_fml 0
so what?
jmthetank 0
um... so? Blow up dolls are popular gag gifts. My family owns a love shop, and our inflatible sell great in the spring/summer as great batchelor party gags. Your friends sense of humour may be cliche, but it's also very common.
Capt_Colorz 8
I did the same thing to my friend Lol his family nearly died laughing