Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
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BlackFames 16
I'm sorry to hear that. That really ******* sucks.
Chicagoillinois 18
Maybe you should talk to your mom about appropriate behavior after the death of someone close...
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Comments (99)
pete9913 23
sorry for your loss. maybe your mom doesn't believe men and women can be platonic. she may think she's just looking out for you. She'll see you're not pregnant soon enough.
domolovesyoshi 33
I'm sorry for your loss, I lost my best friend 3 years ago and I still cry sometimes, the grief and pain lessen over time, the memories don't and that's a good thing
coldwar252 13
Very sorry for your loss
doubleofuck 20
My condolences OP, I'm also sorry your mother is making the grieving process harder. Take all the time you need, your feelings are valid no matter what she says.
FalloutScrolls 25
I'm so very sorry for your loss.
deathshead 19
don't worry the truth always shines through, especially if nothing happens in the next 9 months
asgartner 6
you ****** him
birdybirdchirp 18
Sad world when showing you care gets interpreted in that way..sorry for your loss.
Atiq 7
My condolences OP
townailz 16
R.I.P ette