Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
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BlackFames 16
I'm sorry to hear that. That really ******* sucks.
Chicagoillinois 18
Maybe you should talk to your mom about appropriate behavior after the death of someone close...
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Comments (99)
Teyros 24
Is she speaking from experience?
mustangbravo 27
I'm sorry about your loss. I hope you have friends that will help get you through this tough time.
thefmlman2011 37
Sorry to hear OP, but your mum's a bitch.
breberry304 27
I'm so incredibly sorry about your loss, and your mom's horrible response. The pain gets easier to handle over time.
zimgirl 18
I feel ur pain. sorry for ur loss!
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
i can say from experience that losing a best friend like that crushes your soul. i'm so sorry for your loss OP. Take as long as you need. We're here for you
OSUBuckeyeChick 10
I'm sorry for your loss. I lost my best male friend 3 years ago and I bawled for days. He was going to be a bridesman in my wedding. Go spend some time with friends and remember the good times you shared.
Geckosrock99 33
Wow, what a bitch. Guess she doesn't know/care that people grieve in different ways. 9 years is a long time to really know someone, and to have them one day vanish? I wouldn't be surprised if it left a large hole, OP. I say you should cut your mother out of your life, especially if she doesn't believe she did anything wrong. You don't need that toxicity right now.
livyhol 14
I am so sorry for your loss
Kurby14 21
sorry for your loss OP. your mother should be supporting you right now, not accusing you of stupid Shit. hopefully she comes around and actually acts like a mother soon