Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML
Today, I had a miscarriage. My partner doesn't understand why I'm upset, saying, "It wasn't even a real baby yet." FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Top comments
emjay09 0
I'm sorry. that's terrible.
LOLatU87 0
That is Heartless ....... I'm sorry you lost your baby
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Comments (132)
emjay09 0
I'm sorry. that's terrible.
ElisaK_fml 0
they were only being considerate and trying to look on the brighter side of things.
paid2think 0
I disagree.....
Abbie_luv 0
Agree
BoyFromTheFuture 0
her friend just doesn't have a filter. she said what she was thinking at the moment and that can be hurtful. imagine if we all said exactly what we were thinking.
Abbie_luv 0
Agree
zenja_fml 0
yea, that is terrible. :/
dingdong666 0
Agree
seanders 10
Well are you going to drink with them?
steelersjackson 0
wow 75 you ass
DudeImBetter 0
84 that's a serious question as long as shes not an alcoholic it's not as bad. so are you gonna start drinking with them?
Sonfang 19
I'm sorry OP, I have a few cousins like this...and one of them has three kids from three different guys...maybe you should reassess your friends and life, sounds like they are party people if going out and drinking is all they care about, do you want to bring a child into that (if you're still trying)?
mackenzie2323 5
If she wasn't drinking during the pregeancy the alcohol she drank before wouldn't affect her at all. I'm sorry OP
ThePwnapple 0
Don't get a miscarriage. Simple,
FreePali 0
I don't understand your pic, 96. The iPhone 4 has a camera that faces you. Technology fail. OP, that's terrible. You have horrible friends.
ElisaK_fml 0
186 maybe he wanted to show off his iPhone 4
FreePali 0
In that case, I'm sorry, but he looks like a douche. Haha. I hate when people do stuff like that. my brother, for example, left a message on his phone in the most obnoxiously smug voice saying, "Hello! you have reached my iPhone..." it continues from there. I cringe everytime I hear it. *facepalm*
jrsl 2
LOLOL. woow 173 youre such a dumbass. you cant control if you get a miscarriage or not. its abortions youre thinking about. get your facts straight before you make a stupid comment LOL.
FreePali 0
216- look at 173's name b4 commenting on his or her stupidity. The person is obviously trolling
mandipandi30 0
that sucks
imaginaryvoice 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Make them miscarry their next child
ElisaK_fml 0
yeah cause that would help....
like_its_ya_bday 0
ok that's little crazy ur idea... good thing I'm not friends w u
green_eyes124 0
MAKE them miscarry? That would be considered murder unless it was at an abortion clinic (which in my opinion is still wrong) and I really don't think op wants to be charged with murder. : )
FFML_314 12
Hahaha OMG you're so funny. I just wanted you to know, how grateful I am to know that people like you, actually exist. I shall push you down a hole now. Not funny! Losing a child is absolutely devastating!
green_eyes124 0
I like the 'hole' idea : )
green_eyes124 0
I'm liking the hole idea : )
steelersjackson 0
wow 3 ur pretty much a bitch. y would u make someone else miscarry too just because they asked you if u wanted to have some drinks? you are a mongoloid
green_eyes124 0
Dang it! My comment didn't show up so I did it again... sorry guys
FFML_314 12
I'm liking your shoes. Damnit ADD!
green_eyes124 0
Thanks : ) Aren't they the hottest ever?
dacman48 0
#73, ya cant murder something that was never alive
green_eyes124 0
Let me guess, you're one of those people that thinks that it's not a life until it's born? We may have to agree to disagree. If a drunk driver hits and kills a woman that's pregnant and both the mom and baby die, the drunk driver gets charged with 2 account of manslaughter. If someone shoots a pregnant lady in the stomach and both the mom and baby die, the person gets charge with 2 accounts of murder. So how could you say that it's not living?
MarryMeFry 10
it depends on whether or not the fetus was viable outside the uterus. If a woman is murdered and is 8 months pregnant, then yes, her killer can be prosecuted on two counts. If she was only 8 weeks, then that's only one count.
doctorturkleton 0
wow, you're all retards. pretty sure 3 was just joking. ._.
MarryMeFry 10
Ah, stop assuming that more than half the people on here aren't 12 and reactionary. Jokes go over like lead balloons here...despite the fact that this is a comedy website, most of the readers have no sense of humor.
schnitzel5 0
no...just...no
imaginaryvoice 18
:( It was only a joke...
green_eyes124 0
Just to let you know, I wasn't grilling you or being a jerk on my first comment, I was just talking but I didn't mean to sound like a jerk, sorry if it came off that way : )
drig 0
if you break your own TV, it's fine.if someone else does it, it's destruction of property. should be the same with fetuses
kristineszLIFE 0
your friends are ******
spidersilkx9 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
booze makes everything better OP.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
true but it's something you do with her not say to her.
Justincolon22 15
yes it does.
babeeee13 0
awh,what great friends. dumb bitches. ):
rlerke 0
I hate people like that. selfish ass holes
LOLatU87 0
That is Heartless ....... I'm sorry you lost your baby
JazzieeMamass 0
thatss messed up x134832
SpaceMannn 0
some alcoholic friends you have...
waveman56 3
That's Adelaide
babeeee13 0
awhhhh,what great friends you have. dumbass bitchesss (: