Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
Today, I realized that if I run out of cigarettes my husband wants nothing to do with me, and when he hits me during a mental breakdown it's all my fault cause I had it coming. He's 40 and acts like this. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
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Top comments
OptimusSlime 23
Maybe it's best to avoid guns, weapons, and such for now...
tin_cup 27
Take a deep breath. Things will get better.
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Comments (72)
SiWiJe 6
But hey, you didn't do it! Right?
tomvertigo 17
Depending on how hard a drinker you were it may be wise too seek medical assistance. Most people dont realize alcohol withdrawls can be brutal.
gunnerblaster 21
One day at a time, brother. It helps to find a group to help keep you in check on the harder of days.
Hakosuko 8
That's me, and I have no addictions.
jbivens1992 17
I feel your pain. When I quit smoking cold turkey I was so agitated that the littlest things had me gritting my teeth and plotting random strangers untimely demises. Stay strong OP, it doesnt last forever!
Tomryan279 10
Somebody needs anger management
willela14 9
Well...good job for quitting op. Things will get better
tiredofwaiting 25
It is hard at first but it is possible. Good luck!
NinePlusTen 4
Sometimes you cant see the pedestrian a car in front of you is waiting for. Whenever I get annoyed at someone in front of me and then notice the pedestrian I always feel embarrassed.
JudgeComrade 17
Typical Illinois driver.