Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML
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Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Am I the only one wondering how OP honks at the computer?
medic_man 13
it'll probably respond better than the idiots on the road!
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medic_man 13
it'll probably respond better than the idiots on the road!
football98_fml 20
Preach on
incoherentrmblr 22
At least it's smarter than the idiots on the road...
A07 48
Am I the only one wondering how OP honks at the computer?
junkman6 22
Angry German kid. That's how you honk at a computer. If people don't get that reference.....
Random4Dayz 19
Is it not normal to sit in your car and honk everytime your computer runs slow?oh...
ohjoy15 33
There should be a 'honk' button on ps3 controllers... That's where people expel their rage for slow connection anyways.
iOceanus 18
18: I prefer Ctrl+Shift+Esc
91hayek 31
Maybe like a goose?
reneetlovesyou 30
If Internet Explorer is going too slow just use alt+F4
thatboykevinn 3
I'm thinking OP may be a cop.
False_Stupidity 42
He said he's inclined to honk at his computer, not that he somehow does.
PurelyCanadian 18
Finally, some logic. I've been waiting to read that. He's been inclined - meaning he wants to, out of habit. Nowhere does it say he has the ability to honk at his computer. (ie. perhaps a car horn in front of his computer).
tournamentdecide 33
Now it is time to to get counseling.
JJ_86 22
Have you ever been in a slow moving traffic or had to deal with a dead slow computer?
ylime23456 18
Maybe you should invest in a stress ball...
Enslaved 38
Hmmm Squeezing a ball while sitting in front of their computer? I'm sure that would be a good stress reliever.
Drpness 6
Or.....maybe he shouldn't drive
reneetlovesyou 30
36 is right. Road rage can be really dangerous. Once my dad got mad at some guy for cutting him off and sped around him and threw an open water bottle at his windshield. Me and my sister laughed about it forever, but looking back, I'm glad nothing seriously bad happened.
borntoperform 14
Somebody didn't take drivers ed
yeahthatsmeee 10
You must be fun at parties
Nyarlothatep 12
I'm imagining him trying to honk when the line at the keg is moving slowly...
JJ_86 22
I'm imagining what if a lady is adjacent to him when that happens.
MRP360 14
Internet traffic is a killer
IllestRated 17
Smh damn computers... Impeding the flow of traffic
JMichael 26
You need to help.
introductionn 13
Thanks for pointing that out, I don't think the rest of us knew.
OysterPearls 33
...yourself to a good therapist.
PenguinBitch 44
You remind me of the 'no no donkey' from Family Guy.