Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML
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Top comments
bachooka 5
Your life may be F'ed, but their day was just made!
sloaan 0
Don't flatter yourself. Also, what are you possibly wearing that exposes your bra, yet remains appropriate for work?
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Comments (144)
cupcakefacex 0
haha
iloveloosy12 0
lol well that's unfortunate :P
kelserzzzz 0
ouchhh.... you should really pay attention to what you're wearing.
bachooka 5
Your life may be F'ed, but their day was just made!
Mario_lib 6
^ and you'r an asshole
Nadinek98 0
Ur a complete douchebag. Ur the guy with a robot as her pic, at least she has the guts to put a pic of herself
MrBaxter 5
I think I've actually gotten dumber from reading your comments, lul. Oh god! See? Do you see what you've done!?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
22 - Wow, aren't you a bit childish and rude. Someone's just mad because their Xbox 360 got the RROD, or got owned on Halo, so they went on FML to troll to make themselves feel better. Did I get one or more of those right, 22?
firecopy 6
I hate when people complain about the truth ! cassie I hope people stop being idiotic to you. number 2 your fat.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
22 - You're so childish that I wish I could repeatedly ram all your orifices with KingDingALing's anal sticks.
xthere 1
Not only is she fat. You can rearrange the letters to form Choobaka.
payton3233 0
it doesn't matter if your bigger or skinny. everybody is beautiful on the inside. And I realise that is cheesy but it's true. don't hate on bigger people. it's rude and obnoxious. obviously whoever needs to put others down has lowself esteem.
Acousticpixie14 6
Whether the commentator is fat or not isn't the issue. The issue is that caseislol is enough of an asshole to point it out. Get a damn life. Obviously you do not have one if you're resorting to insulting people on FML.
derpherp 0
Successful troll..... ******* hell.
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
caseislol- i find it funny that you think any of us care what you say. So how bout you post a picture of your self so we can all laugh because you probably look like a nerd and a fat one if that. So GO GET A LIFE! have a nice day :)
Shmeagle 0
WARNING - Do not feed the damn troll
derpherp 0
Nah, he/she probably looks like dogshit :P With a screw missing from it's empty skull. All the wires are probably bitten and chewed. And probably spends it's time acting like Master Chief the fag, trying to beat imaginary Marios and trolling on how the Xbox is 'better' than the PS3 and jacking off to anime, oh should I mention "luling?"
Technocidal 0
Wow, people actually fell for the troll. Learn 2 Internet newfags
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Notice how the ignorant trolls don't have their faces on their profile picture ? it's so ******* stupid and frivolous how you feel the need to point something out . Shut the **** up , stop trolling and get off of this site . No one is perfect . Like you "Cassie". fix your grammar you used douchebag . Maybe If you stopped playing so many games you can actually take the time to write something that is understandable . Ugly hoe . And to #2 , you are really beautiful , and as long as you know it , no one can tell you otherwise . :)
robotnhi 0
where have all the replies for this comment gone?
taytay6510 6
I have the same case for my iPod as you :)
marmlr339 14
who cares about iPod cases? :-/
bachooka 5
whoa... everybody calm down... let's all just hug it out. and awesome about the same phone case. I love zebra print!
Acousticpixie14 6
Seriously? Why do you have to be an asshole? Screw off!
elliewantscake 8
dude wtf is wrong with you?!
Aakash04 0
damn i bet they were walking around wid boners;)
F14Shado 0
oh har har. none of us could figure that out beforehand. thank you for pointing that out, genius. OBVIOUSLY she knew that, which is why this ended up on here.
TheDrop 0
she's probably ugly. working in construction I bet she's a butch
blaze420toke420 0
guys are always walking around with boners.
docman_fml 9
actually I believe I'm bonerless right now....
BigBacker 0
After lookin' at your pic, I'm extremely flavor, it's actually hiding. Guys who get boners from seeing the outline of a bra have issues.
allmidnighteyes 11
You gotta check yourself before someone else wrecks you. Okay, that was lame.
kcnutt10 1
As long as you can admit it.....
sloaan 0
Don't flatter yourself. Also, what are you possibly wearing that exposes your bra, yet remains appropriate for work?
InBetweenDreams 0
It's probably a white shirt or sheer. Probably good to wear with something underneath or another colour bra.
Nakolover13 0
She doesnt have to. Generally if your one female surrounded by a bunch of males and your even remotely attractive with her lacy bra situation ...chances are your gonna get looks.
princessbeee 4
even some of the thick white blouses show bras and colors, as do most light colored shirts. I've had that happen to me many times with my uniform.
Acousticpixie14 6
Exactly. She shouldn't have needed to look at herself in a mirror to know that her wardrobe choice wasn't a good idea. You NEVER wear anything but flesh color or white underneath a white shirt. Unless she wants looks...then by all means go right on ahead. I highly doubt she wanted to be checked out though, if she posted in on FML OP, YDI for being careless about your wardrobe choice.
MaximilianMarche 0
she shouldn't have gone out the night before so she could have gotten up in time to get ready. ydi op
ILoveEmoes 9
All I'm thinking is... if she chose a black bra and a white shirt she's pretty damn stupid.
sydharks 0
Bras show through white or light-colored clothes. Probably a white shirt or something. OP, this isn't a huge reason to FYL, but it still sucks.
Puffpie 24
She may have been so tired she didn't even notice what she was doing.
shaytards_fml 9
if anything happens just runnn!!
jackalope069 0
pictures or I don't believe it!
Suchagoonnn 4
*pics or it didnt happen... get it right
Focnr 0
lol 93
Lopee069 4
Dude he can say "pictures or I don't believe it" if he wants to. There is no correct term.
misscalimar 10
Oh come on... Dont you know what your clothes are like? Like you should know if some are see through...
derpherp 0
Amen.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Understatement.