Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
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RJB 0
Well you should pay your rent. There you go. :-)
tehukiso 0
To be fair, if you get evicted for not paying your rent, you ARE a failure.
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Comments (90)
andrewms 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a cockbite to begin with by not paying rent?
untoldfame 3
Haha. well, you cant make everyone happy. Is that why sometimes after you say something someone doesnt like, you usually apologize?
Intoxicunt 6
God, why is everyone saying that? FML. I don't give a flying **** whether they "like" it or not, aside from the fact that I enjoy people randomly complimenting me on my comments. I say what I think. Therefor, if I actually feel bad for OP, I'm not going to be like, "YDI YDI YDI YOU ******* ***** **** BITCH ASS." I'm not a troll.
the_stereotype 0
i won't lie. i laughed at that last part there. (the ydi part)
youaresofucked 0
exactly. OP - no one gives a shit . **** yourself. get a job. and a haircut. and some shoes
_THE_MASTER_ 0
who modded this garbage? 'oh, poor me, daddy won't let me live for free! what-ever will i do?' honestly. go **** yourself. get a job and move the **** out if you don't want to deal with it. Join the ****** army or something. and quit whining.
will90 5
Reminds me of that movie Waiting... with Justin Long...haha, the rant at the end of that movie is hysterical.
blalien 0
Have you ever moderated the comments? If an FML doesn't use lol as punctuation, it's in the top 10% easily.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
lol i forgot about that movie. but that was pretty awesome. but the army does do a lot of good for you. did for me anyway! anywho, if this dude is that much of a failure, at least a stuctured life will give him some discipline and teach him that there is truly nothing that's free....like freedom...(it costs a buck o' 5)
untoldfame 3
Gah! What started as a compliment isnt one now! I never meant it to seem like im calling you a troll!
Intoxicunt 6
I know you're not calling me one. I was implying you expect me to be one. Everyone tells me I follow up jokes/insults with apologies or something. Although, usually I mean them sarcastically. Like, "Welp, sorry, not my problem, **** your life." (To be said in that "don't give a damn voice") But people can't detect tone over the internet.
the_stereotype 0
not to be annoying, but can you two have this conversation via private message or something?
_THE_MASTER_ 0
Intoxicunt...you're funny. always like reading your comments. one of the few people on this site with any sense, or sense of humor, for that matter.
Intoxicunt 6
Thank you, Master. :) Other person whose name I'm too lazy to scroll up for, I think the convo is over. Sure though. Person who was originally talking to me, feel free to message me.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a failure, not paying rent, and expecting handouts from your daddy. Grow up and quit your whining.
Zeepbot 0
Maybe you should...like.. erm PAY THE DAMN RENT THEN! Life isnt free, and ya dad knows that!
the_stereotype 0
I don't know if I completely understand this FML. Did you just flat out refuse to pay rent or do you have a job, lose your job or something and now you can't afford to pay rent? (Although, if you have a job and can't afford it...YDI for getting an apartment you couldn't afford). I mean, if you lost your job and can't get one that's an entirely different story, because that's understandable in the economy and all. If you are a teenager that decided to get an apartment to be "independent" but didn't get a job and refused to pay rent like everyone on here is assuming, then YdefinitetlyDI.
regalarius 0
I agree with this - I don't know if this is a FYL or YDI, but given the state of the economy I'm guessing a FYL. I got laid off myself a couple of months ago and haven't managed to find a job in my field since. Glad my wife has had better luck staying employed...
blondegirl_fml 0
OP you brought it on yourself.No need to bitch about it now. Just because your father is the landlord doesn't mean you are entitled to an free apartment. Say it with me, I need to go get a JOB!
lolwatlol 0
well, you ARE a failure