Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
RJB 0
Well you should pay your rent. There you go. :-)
tehukiso 0
To be fair, if you get evicted for not paying your rent, you ARE a failure.
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Comments (90)
c6dragster 0
give your dad a *******... it wont help but while you're sucking at life go ahead and share with him since you already ****** him on the rent.
Sparkey 0
ykdi for not paying. Now find a real appartment and GTFO
TripleG 0
It would have been smart to just live with your parents untill you could afford something. You could have worked out a deal that you pay the electric bill and a few other things. But, Oh Well already happened, so I have no idea why I just wasted my time explaining all that :)
dark_sunlight 0
prooobably shouldn't have rented from your dad. :/
jmeg_fml 0
you're lucky you have a place to stay!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace 'cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online..."
Intoxicunt 6
Win. That song reminded me of another one. "I've never been laid I try to talk to girls but I'm afraid. I've seen every Stark Trek movie ever made but I've never been laid." There's a lot more to the song, obviously. I think it would work better with the one about how the guy sits right next to his crush in class.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
ahah, whats that one called? i posted 'online' by brad paisley
Intoxicunt 6
Not sure. It was on a parody-themed radio station out of Chicago called Bob and Tom. I think it's called "I've Never Been Laid." Or maybe "Leonard Lumpkin", because the singer claims that is his name. LOL, Lumpkin sounds suspiciously like blumpkin.
mikcand 0
ppl who is insulting this person is stupid this person lives in california and the economy is so bad so how do u expect her to be able to pay rent the person might hve a bad job cuz he/she wus a stupid douche bag who dropped out of school
DravensMommy 0
You hurt my head. OP: Grown the **** up and pay your damn rent.
causeless 0
Tell your dad he's a failure for allowing you to become a failure.
DameGreyWulf 1
That reminded me of this http://dark-velox.deviantart.com/art/EFN-R4-BlueSky-vs-Dulance-pt19-131890936
Zoa_fml 0
Well then you probably should have paid your rent! failure!
JustSoLost 8
YDI. Maybe you should have payed the rent.