Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
RJB 0
Well you should pay your rent. There you go. :-)
tehukiso 0
To be fair, if you get evicted for not paying your rent, you ARE a failure.
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Comments (90)
SigneRobertson 1
What an awful father. You should move miles away from him.
JanisEvans 10
Grow up and pay your ******* rent.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
You are a failure. Get a ******* life, get a ******* job, get some ******* money, pay your ******* rent.
AltoSaxKatie 0
You can always go be a squatter in an abandoned New York apartment and have trashcan fires. :)
molitov 0
why didn't u pay rent? did u assume your dad would be fine with u squatting? my dad is a land lord and I would never disrespect him that way.. if I came on hard times I would get out like a regular tenant before eviction and awkwardness.. ydi
Spongebobsquarep_fml 0
you guys who say get a Jon and pay your rent do you guys not know that it's hard to get a job right now? who said he/she doesn't have a job i was evicted and I had a job it was the only job I could get and I'm a well educated person I went to school and got good grades but we are in a depression right now thanks to bush and Obama for not taking us out of this damn war they want peace but all they are doing is ruining inocent lives!
DameGreyWulf 1
I wish I had a Jon too :c [gigglesnort] Also shut up jesus nobody cares he shouldn't have moved into a new place unless he could pay
CynicComedian 2
*Sigh* another "I shunned responsibility and now I'm paying for it and I want people to feel sorry for my slacker ass." You deserved it, and I hope he rides your ass constantly until you grow up.
puddinpowder 0
maybe you shouldn't suck so hard.
aq2004 0
YDI so hard. Pay your rent, deadbeat.
mhinaj 0
ha