Today, the county jail called. My estranged husband is being released, after spending a quality, week-long visit for restraining order violations. Merry Christmas to me and the only peace I've felt in a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, It’s almost been a year since my husband dumped me which was on… Christmas. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, some of my relatives are staying over. My husband was late from work, so I rang him. Apparently, he remembers the family drama and the screaming matches from last time, so he’s checked himself into a hotel until my circus of an extended family are gone. FML
Today, I had the worst Xmas of my life. My wife has been screeching all day about my ex-wife being at a party, As if I invited her, or even had any knowledge of her being there. I even had to go outside to hide my tears of anger and frustration. This has been going on for 30 years now. FML
Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML
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tiptoppc 21
Now now, RichardPencil has been on here all year making crass comments. It’s not fair to assume he did so from jail.
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, Santa brought you a Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock. Or something of a higher caliber. Don't forget the ammo.
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RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, Santa brought you a Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock. Or something of a higher caliber. Don't forget the ammo.
Battousai124 9
"husband"??? Just divorce the ****** already
ODBeefalo 10
could be op did, and the husband simply refused to sign. would explain the estranged part. but looking into a good lawyer to remove the choice could be a good call, and this violation may help op's case.
JackWood 21
Your husband sounds like a real Richard.
tiptoppc 21
Now now, RichardPencil has been on here all year making crass comments. It’s not fair to assume he did so from jail.