Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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Top comments
aphrodite14141 0
I guess he's not so amazing anymore.
perdix 31
Transvestites can be awesome boyfriends, I suppose. He popped your cherry and doubled your wardrobe! It's a good day for you!
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Comments (101)
ecuakelly 0
that really sucks...grr i dont get boyss
Bertha5 0
he is a keeper;)
drumhellermd 0
still think he's amazing...?
butterflyrain1 0
omg! that totally stinks! get rid of him!
sweetpea129 0
not so amazing anymore, now are we chickee,
maibiz 0
Pretty bad, but maybe it was from a past girlfriend? Maybe?
hrtstealer 0
duh ... he got amazing with practice.
LemonStarship 5
Never again can you get your v card back.
cmac86 24
ydi for losing your virginity that fast and with someone you obviously didn't know too well.
Kelly_Kelly 0
I kind of agree with 46..