Today, my bedroom in my gran's house gets the most sun in the evenings. There is no AC, not even a fan, and the only place cool enough to sleep is the basement. Which probably hasn’t been cleaned since the '80s, and I have to share it with the biggest spider ever and a beehive in the roller shutter casing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, the last 8 spiders found in the house have all been in my bedroom. Not the kitchen, or my sister's room, or our parents' room, or front room, laundry, or garage. Always in my room. I’m the only one in the house scared of spiders. The bastards are haunting me, trying to scare me to death. FML
Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML
Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, it's 30 degrees Celsius in my bedroom, but I need to stay completely under the covers, because even though I live on the other side of the world, I can't stop thinking about Australian huntsman spiders. FML
Today, I put my AC in my room again in preparation for summer. However, I forgot that my cat messed up the accordion while climbing the window like an idiot, so it no longer closes properly. So there is now an opening in the window that I can't do anything about. Hello, insects. FML
Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
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malicemassacre 18
Invest in a fan?
Greekmund 5
That sucks but it's easily fixable. Clean the basement, buy a fan, liberate the spider and buy some wasp spray. This can all be done in a day or 2 depending on how dirty the basement is.
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Comments (7)
Jaymail 19
Learn to live and be grateful with what you DO have. Instead of being upset for what you don’t. There are people who don’t even have any shelter at all. Who live in the streets. Who would happily take whatever room would be available to them. Learn to count your blessings. You’ll probably find out you have more blessings than non-blessings.
RichardPencil 32
With as much rent as you're paying, you should demand a better room!
malicemassacre 18
Invest in a fan?
Greekmund 5
That sucks but it's easily fixable. Clean the basement, buy a fan, liberate the spider and buy some wasp spray. This can all be done in a day or 2 depending on how dirty the basement is.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Dude... we need the bees. Please don’t kill them 😩
AmbrosiaFan 19
So buy a fan...
sickerthanyou 13
So you have a spider in your house and you haven’t killed it with fire?
wysegirl 24
Easy fix. Clean the basement and buy a fan.