Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
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Top comments
Attacksloth 33
Clearly the most important bitch in his life.
Rinat_fml 26
How was the sex though?
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Comments (79)
tigerborn69 18
On the bright side. If he cares that bad about the dog, think about how much he'll care about u.
worldclassrager 41
If things progress I guess it will have to be at his place...
EarlFug 19
Of all the stories we hear about insincere and disloyal guys, you have one who is sincere and loyal. If imperfect. But aren't we all.
annxlosada 10
What? I'm sorry but he's fool
Morning_fml 22
nah, he's just a little sensitive. nothing wrong with caring about what's important to you, & at least he's not afraid to show his real feelings.
thejzabs 25
I had to read this twice because I thought it said he felt bad for banging his dog the night before
vikky538 29
It seems you are not the first love in his life
abNormal62 23
Maybe you should have could considered doing it doggy style so he wouldn't of been so homesick?
Zebediabolical 45
It's because he was saving himself for his other bitch.
akai4986 16
at least he has a conscious , when he is really into you , he'll feel the same way if he's leaving you alone
rockwrench 18
I think you were so good you brought him to tears. The dog was just an excuse.