Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
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Top comments
Attacksloth 33
Clearly the most important bitch in his life.
Rinat_fml 26
How was the sex though?
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Comments (79)
ColonelCusswords 24
Aint that cute? You got one of those sensitive guys
Cads1 24
Try having sex at his house.
muarif 19
He's got 99 problems and a bitch is one!
Juryduty 7
Yes, a bitch is his number 1
SadSouthernBell 18
He could have lied about the reason he got upset. Was it his first time too? Most men are prideful creatures >_
ColonelCusswords 24
He was overcome by emotions
Miss_Mandi 29
This is exactly what I thought when I first read the FML. Entirely possible.
jimmer23 21
Bitches be trippin. In this case, he's the bitch.
lovelockdown23 23
Lol this makes you guys sound really old or really young and since you're losing your virginity I'm guessing kinda young. If you're not either well at least you know he's not ashamed to show how much he cares.
Miss_Whipped 43
You seem a bit conflicted.
TH_Insomniak 15
at least we know he'll be a good father?...
DaRito 25
"Today, I lost my virginity. It was extremely awkward when I wasn't thinking and told her that I shouldn't have left my dog alone. FML"
vinnerator 7
at least he has feelings
mistress_paz 30
First time for sex is usually painful or awful in some way.