Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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cookookachoo 0
ydi
jewban 3
music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.
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Comments (77)
Zmeilerr 22
That's why you wait until a red light to put a Compact Disk in. And you couldn't wait till you got home to listen to it?
Brittneyyyy 7
I'm so drunk!
Zmeilerr 22
Um, okay and this is relevant in any way to the FML how? BTW, please for the love of all mankind do not drive. Unless you want to be writing an FML in the hospital tomorrow.
phatdaddy62 23
I'm so high, I don't even know what's going on!
tuninggamer 0
Not before he gets in the car, he still has to push the buttons on his CD-player in his car (assuming he doesn't have a silly remote for his car entertainment), but yeah: he should have done it before driving off.
phatdaddy62 23
De de de! --Carlos Mencia
MoniV6661 0
Lulz!
momony_fml 0
so....you were also fired for being an IDIOT???YDI
chands 0
what a douche
echo2u 0
music was around waaaay before sliced toasted bread with butter!
Zebidee 9
OK, so we've all done this, but we all recognise that you completely deserve it.
Zmeilerr 22
We've all put CDs in our car then hit someone?
Zebidee 9
Possible, yet unlikely. I'd say more of us have messed with the stereo while driving than have hit people while changing a CD, but don't let me get in the way of your theory...
Morpheus414 0
Both.
aback 5
Feel better?